The (non-) award-winning website of the greatest living failed writer.

My dear little ghosts, thank you so much for visiting my website. I am a writer living in the ghoul-haunted woodland of London, England. My work has not been published in some of the most prestigious journals in the world, including the New Yorker, the Paris Review, AGNI and many others. On my website, I will share news, links to previously published works, my world-famous rejection counter (updated almost daily!), as well as free stories and content.

Latest News

October 2024

After Dinner Conversation is a journal which publishes stories which engage with philosophy. I am very excited to announce that they have published my story ‘We are Here’ in their October 2024 issue. Please visit them for more details:

https://www.afterdinnerconversation.com/back-print-issues

September 2024

I am very excited to announce that Shooter Literary has just published my story ‘Long Night’ in their ‘Nightlife’ issue. Please visit Shooter for more details:

https://shooterlitmag.com/2024/08/28/issue-18-nightlife/